A: They don't know where home is Q: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! A: They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys?
Though it's possible to meet women in these places, it's kind of a crapshoot, no?
So ladies and gentlemen – I give you Mr and Mrs Owen. Ladies and Gentlemen: you are all about to witness a unique event in history.
The very first and very last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
And you never really want to say you met your girlfriend at a bar. So what are the best places to meet women you don't already know?
The best way to meet a girl is through activities, doing what you are interested in, and through mutual friends.